Part 3:
Next up comes arguably the biggest rivalry in the league. Poop squad vs. Brad the Poop Williamson. Why are these teams put together? Because this is not only the strongest rivalry in the league but also the league players who are the most unreasonable trading partners. One league player sends out criminal trade requests on a daily basis. The other values his own players more than gold and won’t consider any offers unless one human arm and leg are offered in return. These guys are dicks. But they also have some quality players on their teams. Just don’t expect to ever get any fair offers in a trade.
9. Poop Squad aka Crook’s Trophy Shop
Owner: Brad Williamson
Draft Position: 7
Picks by round:
- David Johnson
- Jordy Nelson
- Doug Baldwin
- Latavius Murray
- Larry Fitzgerald
- Danny Woodhead
- Carson Palmer
- LaGarrette Blount
- Devin Funchess
- Stephen Gostkowski
- Panthers D
- Rishard Matthews
- Jason Witten
- Ted Ginn Jr.
- Dwayne Allen
- Pierre Garcon
Brad’s leaning heavily on the Cardinals this year with Palmer, Johnson and Fitz who should all play well in a year where they have a legit shot at the Superbowl. Can they carry the Cardinals and Brad to the championship this season?
10. Brad “the poop” Williamson 4evs
Owner: Andrew Kissinger
Draft Position: 12
Picks by round:
- Le’Veon Bell
- Rob Gronkowski
- Jarvis Landry
- Matt Forte
- Kelvin Benjamin
- Golden Tate
- Blake Bortles
- DeAngelo Williams
- Markus Wheaton
- Tavon Austin
- Jimmy Graham
- Cardinals D
- Adam Vinatieri
- Darren Sproles
- Javorius Allen
- Nelson Agholor
While not being able to draft his fantasy crush Julio Jones this year, Ders was able to get the 12th pick and back-to-back selections. He could have a boom or bust season depending on how healthy his team stays. Most of his top selections have had injury filled seasons, but when healthy can be tops at their positions.
11. Colin A “Missing” person
Owner: Colin Apperson
Colin A “missing” Person returns from the dead to quietly snatch up the second overall draft pick. His draft looks much improved from last year and his team’s improved in almost every category compared to last year. However the fantasy gods are watching this league player too. Will he be missing or will he be found? The group chat is waiting to find out.
Draft Position: 2
Picks by round:
- Julio Jones
- Brandon Marshall
- Jonathon Stewart
- Michael Floyd
- Cam Newton
- Matt Jones
- Duke Johnson Jr.
- Bilal Powell
- DeVante Parker
- Antonio Gates
- Phillip Dorsett
- Steven Hauschka
- Spencer Ware
- Raiders D
- Cameron Artis-Payne
- Davante Adams
Can Colin make a return to the Immediate Family and become a fantasy powerhouse? The potential is there, but the key to success is his active participation as always.
12. Billieve aka Charles Schwab Series 7
Owner: Tyler Lopes
BILLieve truly does believe he can win it all. And this early in the season no one can say he can’t. The only problem is that this league player isn’t aware who the past winners of the league are. And if you don’t know history you can’t learn from it. Did Tyler Berry win a league championship? Tyler Lopes doesn’t know.
Draft Position: 8
Picks by round:
- Lamar Miller
- LeSean Mccoy
- Greg Olsen
- Julian Edelman
- Russell Wilson
- Frank Gore
- Michael Crabtree
- Torrey Smith
- Vincent Jackson
- Denver D
- Shane Vereen
- Chris Johnson
- Alfred Morris
- Matthew Stafford
- Wendell Smallwood
- Matt Prater
Tyler rounds out his teams with a lot of proven veterans. His drafts have failed him in the past, but he’s definitely set himself up for fantasy relevance and a run at the playoffs with a solid draft.
Acknowledgements:
R.I.P Tyler Berry. We all recognize the truly tragic loss of your participation in the Immediate Family fantasy football league. If in one year you choose to return we will welcome you with open arms.
League update: Carey dropped Romo. Idiot. Will have a horrible season without him. Brad W changed his name to Crook’s Trophy Stop because Carey broke the trophy and wants to buy a new one. Funny. Brendan changed his name to My Other League Is Way Better because Tom is a traitor. Not funny. Tyler Lopes changed his name to Fantsey Football Has Rules. It doesn’t. Some other low cost transactions were made for shitty players. Nothing of any real importance.
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