I had a bad week. I went 1-6 (4-10) on the picks and lost to Weston. Better days are ahead, like today where I ate Chick-fil-a.

Matchup of The Week: # BaDbOyChEeSe vs Weston Flakes
Andrew vs Tj

Both teams are 2-0 and the matchups are quite tantalizing. They are, for now, the two best teams in the league. It is literally Andrew’s RBs vs Tj’s WRs. I’m going to go ahead and call the tiebreaker Mariota vs the Seahawks. This breaks in favor of Andrew winning. Also, Odell may be on a snapcount.

The Tom Hillier Experience (C) vs Evan Stevens And the Cupcake
Me vs Steven

Just realized this – Steven’s team name is an Even Stevens pun, but it is spelled “Evan.” Wow. I honestly can’t believe I’m surprised and you should not be surprised that I’m picking me. Jack Doyle 4 lyfe.

Make My Team Great Again vs Hopeless ROMOntic 2
Brad L vs Weston

Murray gonna blow this one for Brad. With no meaningful replacement, it is with a heavy heart that I announce my pick of Weston. I can only hope that this trend does not continue. I would like both of these teams to implode, since I play them twice and could use a boost.

Intramural Champ vs Beth Mowins’ Voice Box
Xavi vs Brendan

I’m going with Brendan here. The soothing sounds of Beth Mowins’ voice will guide him to victory. Norman should honestly guard Crabtree instead but he will guard Cooper for some reason which is a huge swing for Brenda. Love Stafford and have not given up on the Bengals (Brendan – if you have let’s work a trade for Green).

Crook’s Trophy Shop vs Dark Horse Yoffs
Brad W vs Tyler L

Although I don’t like Brees this week, I like Tyler’s players a lot more. CMC vs NO will finally prove to be a good start. Brad is going to stand alone in the Power Rankings by week’s end directly at the bottom. Full disclosure I have a league with Zeke and McCoy too so it’s gonna be impossible for me to pick against Tyler lmao.

#myteamsgotnext . vs So LA
Carey vs Tyler

Carey over Tyler here. It’s gonna be easier and easier to pick against Tyler as his roster ages and he ignores it. I like to root for him as a spoiler but it won’t happen during Bell’s coming out party. Brad traded him just in time. Tyler if you’re reading this, I don’t believe in you!!!

 

In these times of trouble, my team and I look to a modern philosopher:

Ah, so comforting. I can do this 🙂