What better place to start than the end?

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Just as I suspected. This touchdown was thrown to Davante Adams by non other than Aaron Rodgers. Both members of the notorious gang of fantasy football producers known only as … The Tom Hillier Experience. This was not a victimless crime, as it succed the life out of one Wadley Brilliamson (name was changed out of respect for the dead) on the grandest stage of them all – The Immediate Family Fantasy Football League Championship. The Tom Hillier Experience, headed by Tom Hillier himself, is rumored to have made off with over 600 USD in cash and precious jewels.

The outlaw in question has been hard to track down over the course of the offseason, gracing several states and multiple countries with his presence. There was even a reported sighting of him buying a knock-off Rodgers jersey in South Korea. His obsession with this quarterback is rumored to be second to third round levels.

The silver lining is that we know he will return to the game he loves come draft day and if he hasn’t brokered a peace agreement with the dictator of his league, Bradley “Hitler” Lopes, he will be arrested on the spot for one count of trade rape in the second degree against Heven Sterzog (name was changed to protect the innocent) and premeditated murder of the aforementioned Mr. Brilliamson.

League members are scrambling to prepare for his second coming, mock drafting earlier than previously thought possible and resorting to fantasy advice from a wider array of analysts than ever before. It is all but confirmed that the newest member of the league has already withdrawn his re-entry because of how brutally he was thrashed by Hillier’s own Fat Rob three touchdown performance in Week 11.

It is rumored that “Set It and Forget It” Tyler Berry will be rejoining the league in his stead. Although there is no confirmation of this actually happening, and even still, would require constant contact until draft day.

Andy Kissinguys, a known enemy of The Tom Hillier Experience, has vowed to earn his first Triple Dipper Bowl title in this year’s Week 10 showdown.

Hitler Lopes is scheming how to stop the champ early and often as he plays him Week 1 and further along down the road.

Brendan, a suspected accomplice and sympathizer, is one to watch carefully as their relationship remains unclear.

Words With Friends cry baby Tyler Lopes seems to be all words and no action thus far in this league’s illustrious history.

Many who watch closely are expecting a bounce back campaign from Xavier, as he is rumored to actually hang out with the league again this year.

Generally up to no good, TJ is on a close watch by league-mates at all times but is considered to be a non-threat. He is truly the North Korea of this league.

The ghost of Wadley Brilliamson is sure to be out for revenge, but was his successful season just an apparition?

Licking his wounds, much like a cat, Heven Sterzog intends to get Heven with the champ after finding himself at odds with him in the first round of the Yoffs.

A post-Romo era dawns on the league this year, bringing utter sadness and confusion to a man who will need pure concentration to defeat the champ for his first time ever, Weston Seidgirl.

Last, but certainly least, we must mention Mr. Footclan Title himself – Carey. Will the Ballers steer him down the road to success or push him down the path of failure?

I’m sure we all cannot wait to find out what lies ahead and what else the champ has in store.

When reached for comment Mr. Hillier cryptically sent us a .GIF of Conor McGregor brandishing two championship belts. The phone was disconnected immediately after receipt of the message. Two pictures have surfaced of the fugitive fantasy champion’s alterations to the belt in question:

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The league now has a worthy champion and a much sought after trophy, so I ask you – what better place to end this article than a new beginning?