It wasn’t a good week predictions wise but the plot certainly thickened. This is the last week before the playoffs, or as they’re called in this league: The Yoffs. (40-44)yoffs


Matchup of The Week: The Tom Hillier Experience vs Andrew Pooped His Pants
Myself vs Weston

Man, it would have been awesome for Colin to just do my dirty work for me last week. Winner gets in, loser will need serious help. If you need a reminder, Weston has never beaten me and I’m sure he’d really like to. I’m really tempted to pick Weston but I’ve gotta go with hot hand, me. Over 90 points in 7 of the last 8 weeks. I should already be in the yoffs because Alshon’s one TD of the season cost me a game and it was later revealed that he is a God damn cheater.

Remember Tyler Berry vs Chips n’ Gronk
Brad L vs Xavi

Brad has fully unraveled. I will now be the only player to make the playoffs every year. That being said, Xavi is going to win. It may not be what Brad or I want but he just doesn’t have the pieces to beat a quality team right now. It’s a simple one.

For the Luck of Tom(In my Head) vs Charles Schwab Series 7
Brendan vs Tyler

Not sure what the stakes are here. Possible first ranked losers bracket team? Either way, Tyler will win. Brendan without Murray is a sad, sad scene. Dez is gonna get the clamps from Rhodes and DeSean isn’t gonna pull that shit two weeks in a row. Tyler has some good matchups and I gotta tell ya, glad I’m not playing him. Probably gonna be our high scorer of the week.

Josh Gordon Is Coming vs Colin A “missing”person
Steven vs Colin

Is Steven gonna set Colin’s lineup now that he’s playing against him or is Duke Johnson on bye gonna stay in? We shall see. Either way, I think Steven will win. This game doesn’t matter for the yoffs race so whatever who cares? Not Colin, not that that he’s cared yet.

Crook’s Trophy Shop vs NOMO ROMO
Brad W vs Tj

Another matchup that doesn’t mean anything. Gotta assume Brad is rooting against me because my team is his biggest threat. It would be awesome if Tj won so I’m gonna pick him to win (as long as Matthews plays). It’s not impossible.

Team Janice Whartenby vs Brad “the poop” Williamson
Carey vs Brad W

If I wasn’t so self-obsessed this would be the Matchup of the Week. Another case of win and get in, for the most part. Andrew has a couple good matchups but a sketchy quarterback situation going into the most important week of the season. We’ll see if the tuddy buddy stack with Palmer and Fitz works out. He is not my pick. I think Carey will win in a projections based upset with a balanced team effort and an above average defense play with Siemian banged up/not playing.

We’re on to the Yoffs and for those who are not, better luck next year.