I got my picks in before kickoff, alright? Some would say that’s the honorable thing to do especially since I picked against David Johnson and Larry Fitz who each had two tuddys in Thursdays contest.
I got 3 right and 3 wrong last week and missed another moneyball. 11-17 now. You might say that’s not so good – I say that sets me up for a winning record after this week’s clean sweep.
Matchup of The Week: Brad “the poop” Williamson vs Chips n’ Gronk
Andrew vs Xavi
Bell was not enough for Andrew last week and he has lost two in a row. Xavi, who is quietly tied for the best record, has won two in a row. However, it might be good for the league for Xavi to lose because it would make this close race even closer. My inkling he would win was a little stronger before the Arizona D put up 17 and Larry put up 20 but I am a man of honor (truth, zeal yet humble, etc.). We’ll see if Andrew’s QB Dak can get it done against the Bengals because this one ain’t over yet folks.
NOMO ROMO vs The Tom Hillier Experience
Tj vs Myself
After an extremely close loss, I get to take on this chump in what is being called a “tune-up game” in the Tom Hillier Experience locker room. We are looking to hit the 100 point milestone again for the first time since week one and get back on the right track. I pick me.
Remember Tyler Berry vs Josh Gordon Is Coming
Brad L vs Steven
Steven’s team is looking toight like a toiga. I can’t argue with any of his starts this week, I can only praise them. Brad, as always, has not had it easy but is still pushing out a team that is more than viable. I’m picking Steven but I wouldn’t be surprised to see Bradley pull this off. If I didn’t chose game of the week while driving, this might have been it. Brad could fall to a dangerous 1-4 and Steven could rise to a glorious 4-1. Also more like Josh Gordon Isn’t Coming!!!
Crook’s Trophy Shop vs Finger Friday
Brad W vs Brendan
David Johnson has put me and Brendan alike at a disadvantage in this one. However, I think it tells the story nicely of how I see this one going. Brendan’s entire team will chip in on this one, where Brad has some guys that just aren’t going to contribute at a high level (see: Brad’s week 4 total). It’s #TomsPicksOfTheWeek Finger Friday edition, baby!
Team Janice Whartenby vs Andrew Pooped His Pants
Carey vs Weston
Got a little Thursday night help on this one but I gotta say I’m no Nostradamus for predicting a low point total from Celek, 49ers type. It’s gonna be real tough sledding for the WhartSquad as Andrew’s Poopy White Pants escape his QB’s bye week with a W. Something that I, too, almost did against Carey. There is a path for Carey to win but there is a path for Weston to blow him out. If Sproles can catch another long touchdown pass from Wentz, Weston will poop his pants too.
Colin A “missing”person vs Charles Schwab Series 7
Colin vs Tyler
Not sure Colin really cares. It’s a little disheartening. He may care, and he may be being wise for not replacing Cam just yet, but the thing is- we can’t tell which it is because he doesn’t talk to us. Either way, his Floyd dud helps my cause and I believe in Tyler’s overall roster more. Colin has Julio and Brandon Marshall and keeps getting roasted, whatever who cares he doesn’t read this and I pick Tyler.
Everyone can stop rioting in the streets now. A day late, but not a buck short.
Immediate Fantasy Football 